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Name: Jared E.
Location: Kansas City, Missouri, United States
Interests: Nothing, because I'm a sad, depressed, miserable person...and nobody cares.....
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1/11/2003
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| Man, almost a whole month went by, and I can't tell you crap. A whole bunch of nothing happened. Let's see... I'll just skip to Spring Break. Nothing happened... I had to drive my mom everywhere, because I wasn't doing anything. I had no plans, so I did nothing, which was gay. Except for Saturday. I went downtown to this fashion show/dance party thing. And because of mapquest/yahoo online mapping, I got lost and was an hour late, even though I left early to get there. Gay... But I did see some of the clothes after the people were done modeling it, and then danced a bit. There was a little dance circle that me and my crew got to dance in. I saw a lot of people from my old church, which was pretty cool. Then a whole bunch of nothing happened again until last week. I have a lot of regrets from last week. Umm... I broke my brother's cane, which I will have to replace. I went to a track meet and didn't win a fricken thing or even get a TAN! I don't even know why I'm still doing it, but I am. And the last regret, the biggest one, too: I totally missed out on getting a girl's fone number. Oh well... I guess I'm just gonna have to settle for the girls at my school for now... Ha, just kidding. They don't like me anyways! I can't say just kidding, because tha's probably true! If only the one girl at my school would just talk to me... then I'd be happy... I like my new picture. It's basically me in cartoon form. I get to get my physical this week! YAY! Mmm mmm mmm. Xanga's gay... | | |
| Bleh, this is going to be kinda long. I was supposed to update a couple weeks ago, the 3 day weekend I had BECAUSE a lot of stuff happened kinda. Soooo, Friday was fricken whack, let's just forget Friday. Then Saturday, I went to Rocio's birthday thing. Ate Applebee's, wasted my money because the Oriental Wrap is only good for the chicken. Went and saw Pink Panther, it was pretty funny. Left the movies, and THEN, the fun got started. Just kidding, it was a whole bunch of crap. I went down to downtown Kansas City, ALL by MYSELF. SOOOOO, I obviously got lost, at least 5 times. I got to go to a different gas station every time, too. It was horrible, and I don't want to go into tooo much detail because it'll take too long. If anybody actually reads this and wants to know what happened, just ask. I'll tell you with much enthusiasm. Or try as much as I can if I tell you online. I went to see my friend do a little breakdancing show competition type thing. She won, and then we showed each other some moves. Went out to eat afterwards, and it was late. So I needed to get some gas, since I wasted it on the way there. I got pulled over by the dorkiest cop ever (Officer PeeDee). And on the way home, I only got lost once. I missed a turn once, so I had to go completely around, and then the time I actually got lost, I ended up in Kansas. But it was all good, I made it home. The next day, I went out to the movies with a girl named Daniela in Olathe. I had fun. We saw Big Momma's House 2, it was pretty good. Umm, I can't remember much after that. And I got pulled over again last Friday for my front headlight again, but I got that fixed now. So, I'm all good. I'M IN LOVE, I'M IN LOVE! AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT! I want to say that like Buddy the Elf does, in front of a group of people. But then they'll get on me about it, and then I'll have to tell them that I'm in love with ********************************88888******8*8888*8gad88*8aga8g*. But okay. I'm done. Xanga sucks... | | |
| Well, I guess I'll update from Christmas. Umm, so there was the Onething conference. And because there was a Onething conference, there were 35 people staying in my house. The first couple of nights I just stayed with my brother, he rents out a room in a house a couple streets away. It's pretty fun, but I didn't get much sleep, or a good sleep. Onething was pretty good, even though I missed a considerable amount of it. I heard some preachings and worship, and I met and hung out with some cool people. A lot happened at the conference, but can't remember too much. There was a New Year's Eve Eve Lock-in. REALLY boring, I shouldn't have gone. Big waste of my money. Then, for New Year's, I got to spend about 9 hours up in the air, and then about 7 hours in Los Angeles, CA. I only got to stay in the airport though, but it wasn't as boring as I thought. School started, and we got a new teach, Mr. Lundy, he seems okay. I got my guitar taken away, so tha't no good. And I'm getting over the girl I was interested in, I think. My friend Josiah and Josh spent the night last night, crazy. But okay, bye. | | |
| Yeah, this is my third time trying to update. So here it is, cut even shorter, starting from the summer. My best friend David came to visit me all the way from San Jose, CA. Stayed for 2 weeks, he went home without us taking even one single picture. Too bad. School then started, it sucks basically. It could be better, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen anytime soon. I got my license. I drive to school now. We had a school play. Fun stuff. I try working out but it's not working out to well. I can't see the muscle getting bigger, but I feel stronger since I can hold my self up a whole lot better. I'm basically infatuated with this one girl. It gets really depressing, too. I don't know if I should just get over her or what, but I kinda am losing a little interest in her now. Just had Christmas, and it is still Christmas today. So Merry Christmas. Santa says wha's up. And now I'mma finally put pictures on here.
EDIT------------ that was the last one I wrote. This is actually my fourth time now, I'm about to give up. I learned that I should copy and paste after the second time. But actually, I'mma post this right now, and put the pictures up later.
EDIT-----------Pictures.
My two nephews, they're cousins.
My neice and nephew, they're siblings.
My neices and nephews with their moms, my sisters.
Dublin accepting his fate to be eaten by his cousin Nathan.
Seth and Me.
Grandpa Frank and Me.
My cousin David and me.
The pictures with me are kinda old though, since it was back in May 2005. | | |
| I am FINALLY updating to tell you that I'm going to update later ... just kidding. I'mma update now of course. But yeah, it's really long, but read it anyways. Take your time if you need to. So, yeah. I thought I had a lot to say, but it's slipping. So it might not be that long. I'll start from where I can remember. That would probably be from Christmas time. I went to my sister's after I had Christmas, and spent a week there. It was alright, I got to go to Valley Forge and I went SNOWBOARDING! Boy was I soar, I was soar like a monkey that just got beat by its drunk master. Crazy. But it was fun. Then after Christmas break was over, one of my good friends Devry came to my school, and yeah. She's so cool. Isn't that great? And then I was going to Courtwarming with 2 dates, but then both of them got taken away from me, and so I went with no one. It is declared my Biggest Waste Of Time Night. But one of my dates ended up dancing with me afterwards, but I was still mad. Dang, I can't remember anything. I remember there were a lot of things I wanted to say, but marijuana does affect the memory. Some random fact for you, since I'm not a drug head, a DRUG head. But some of my "friends" know me as the Non-Smoking Stoner. School really sucked, we didn't have any really good teachers. Nobody liked Ms. Michaelson, so I feel sorry for her. And I didn't like Mrs. Sharpton, because she is way too strict, and all that crap. And now since nobody wanted to go by the dress code, we got to buy Dennis uniforms, and now my mom won't even buy me some cheap $25 skating shoes which I need to skate. My DVS's aren't totally ruined, but they will be. Then, in February I had fun. I went to a WAFFLE EATING CONTEST, with Eli, my good ol' chum Eli. I definately lost, because I only ate one, and I used a fork and everything. But everyone else around me was stuffing their faces, but it was still fun. I met some great girls, like Toria, Kiernan, Claire, I don't really know Elizabeth, but she was cute like the other girls. Kansas girls are so cute and rich and stuff. While we were playing hacky sack, I passed the pass to Kiernan and her pants split, and I'm taking the credit for that. It was cute, when she ran away, because she had to keep facing us! And me and Toria started a trend by going inside before everyone else when they were jumping on the trampoline. And then we watched Equilibrium, which is a very cool movie. And I kept bugging Eli that we should go to more waffle eating contests, but sadly, there were no more. Then I started track. Only Andy, Katie, Brooklyn, and me showed up to like the first practice. It was one that wasn't even manditory, but I went. And I ran like 3 miles or something, and my legs were soar, so I got to skip out on a guitar lesson! WoOoOo! Yeah, I don't like them, but I just can't seem to say no, I just say "Sure." And if you know me, I call that an obligated yes. My post is kind of long. But I still got more. Track really sucked, because I won NOTHING, until like the last of the meets. I did 300 meter hurdles, and there were only 4 of us. KANSAS TRACK PEOPLE SUCK BECAUSE THEY'RE CHEAP CHEATERS! I swear, I didn't knock down ONE hurdle at all. And then the other guys knocked down every single won. So I finished last, but since they suck so much one guy got disqualified, and I got to get 3rd. And I still haven't gotten my medal, which angers me. They broke it, I think they did it on purpose. My coaches put me in long distance, and I hated it. I'm not going to do long distance again, unless nobody does it next year, so then I'll get all the medals. I just want the medals. I got a tan too, but it's outlined by my jersey top thing, and I still got it. And then right before the last conference meet for track, I quit, and then my coach threatened to hold my grades (whatever that means), and cash my check. She's my Bible teacher, so yeah, tha's the grades she would hold, and we had to deposit a check of $100 for our uniforms. I didn't want to go, because all season, I never helped the team really, so she said I could just throw if I wanted to. So I go, and none of the good teams were there. And I broke my discus throw personal record thing, and I threw 86 feet and something inches. I got silver, I should have got gold, but a senior at my school beat me by 2 feet. My coach said I should be throwing 100, but not yet for me. One guy told me that when I threw, I surprised the heck out of him. Tha's just dandy. And then I ran the 4x800 and got first. DeAndre really proved himself, he was ahead of the second place guy by like half a lap. And I just ran 100% because I thought that was all I was running, and we were like a whole lap ahead before the other guys finished, and we broke a record. Then I ran an open 800, and got 3rd, I would have tried harder, but since Erickson didn't feel good, I substituted for him. And I ate a big polish hot dog and a pepsi like an hour before that or something. And I got all-conference. So I went home with a Gold, Silver, Bronze, and All-Conference. I didn't get to go to state because I went to my cousin's wedding. It was A LOT of fun. My family is the best looking family. And my 2 oldest cousins are so cute. They got drunk at the reception and started dancing around like crazy. It was fun. My relatives tried to arrange for me to breakdance, because they wanted to see it, so I did it, and yeah, it was cool. I walked around the neighborhood where I use to live, this is in Ohio by the way, and just talked about the past, like remembering stuff. The pool was nasty, the one I used to always swim in when I lived there. Then I went bowling with him later, which was pretty funny. My cousin kept making me laugh and I almost dropped the ball like 10 times. But I whooped him both times. They charged us both like $8 each, which is stupid. One of us should have just payed for the game, but since that bowling place is gay, we both had to pay. I learned how to play Texas Hold'em. I won one of the rounds because I guess I don't speak very loudly. I swear, I folded like 3 times, and they just kept playing, and they folded, and so I won. But oh well. My dad made me mad, he wouldn't let me drive. It was a 14 horu drive, and I didn't get to drive at all, either way. All we did was drive in a straight line the whole way, and my dad thinks that's too complicated for me. This post is becoming quite long. We've had a lot of people stay at our house, because people rent out rooms to go to IHOP (International House of Prayer). There was one group from LA, and they had a son named Andrew. He was only a year younger than me, he looked so young. He looked like he was 12 or something. The boy didn't even go to the conference, he stayed at the house and played my games, and it was annoying. He played Splinter Cell, and every single minute he was asking me what to do, and where to go. And then he'd ask me to do it for him if he couldn't figure it out. His mom told him to do his work, and he didn't, and he tried bribing me. He's like "I'll pay you if you do my work." and then he told me that if his mom asks if he did his work, to lie and say he did. Man, what a bad boy. I got closer with some people this year, and then lost touch with some people that I was close with last year and stuff. But it's alright I guess. We got out of school like May 18, and teacher's appreciation week was like 2 weeks before that, but my mom made fried rice for the teachers anyways. And so she made fried rice and egg rolls, and there was a lot of fried rice left over, which REALLY offended my mom, so she said she's not going to do it ever again. Mrs. Sharpton wouldn't let some of my friends eat it, which was dumb, but I got to eat it because my mom made it. I was so proud of her. But lately, she's been making me mad. So yeah. And we went to Worlds of Fun for our last last day of school. I just walked around a lot with my friend Luke Duewel, and we rode all the wimpy rides. And then I started to walk around with Ben Stephan instead, and rode even wimpier rides. Like the train, the merry-go-round, and the cars. And then I hung out with Spencer, Kyle, Katie, Sam, Logan, and Sarah. And I made it 8, so they wanted to go on the Mamba so everyone could have someone to ride with. I did NOT want to go on it. I was scared. It's not good when I can see my house from the top of that thing. But yeah, it wasn't so bad, it was kind of fun. Then I went camping, and brought my friend Robert Pratt with me. He's black, so we kept joking around that he'd be the only black person there. And for a while, he was, until we saw the other black people. April brought Lauren and Maggie, which made it funner. It was a canoe trip for our church thing, and so there were some pretty weird people. When we went canoeing, I was partnered with Robert. Eli and Bryan were together. And then April was with Maggie and Lauren. And so for the first part of the trip we tried to get ahead of everybody, but then we ended up connecting our canoes with Eli and Bryan with our life jackets. I don't know why they gave us life jackets, we could just walk down the river. It wasn't that steep. Our canoe got stuck a couple of times because the ground wasn't low enough. And then yeah, we broke off to catch up with the other people because connecting canoes REALLY slows you down. Especially since my canoe was filled with water. And we tried tipping these other kids canoe, but then they started attacking us and almost started crying so we stopped. And then we hooked up to Eli and Bryan's canoe again and eventually broke off again. Then April and them hooked up to ours, and then we got Eli and Bryan to hook up with us. So we had a little threesome canoeing going on there. And there were a lot of "drunk" people. Everybody else kept saying they were drunk, but they didn't seem drunk. They were more just a little tipsy. I've seen drunk, and tha's not really close to it. And there was this one guy that had his own canoe, and he put on a viking helmet and started yelling "RAMMING SPEED!" and it was funny. There were a LOT of people canoeing that day. It was 8 miles down the river, and it took like fricken 5 hours. But it was fun. A lot of people started copying us and started hooking up their canoes to each other. There were people watching from their houses as we go by, and Robert started talking to one of them, and the lady went to the same school as his mom. It was funny, because we were drifting away and he's yelling to her because they were talking and we're just drifting off farther and farther.... and yeah. I drank a whole bottle of water, and then this fruit soda thing. So I had to pee REALLY bad. I was going to off the boat, but then I said "No..." and then I was going to pee in a the water bottle I drank out of, but then I said "No...." It just felt so weird because when I looked over my shoulder, every single person in the canoes was looking at me, it was awkward. So I finally just got off the canoes and went on shore and went pee pee. And then I had to chase my friends down because they were still drifting away. And my feet really hurt, and I kept stepping in some nasty moss. So then we get back in, and Robert kept wanting to ram into the trees and the bridges and stuff, and the girls didn't. I just said we should let God decide, so we didn't hit anything. Except for one time, Robert paddled us into a tree, and got clotthes-lined, and we got bugs all over us. I CAUGHT A DAMNselfly with my bare hands. And yeah, Lauren pushed Robert off the boat, and he started roaring about how he hated her. And at the very end, Eli and Bryan wanted to disconnect their canoe to just finish, and so I jumped on their boat to take a squirt gone. But Eli's good and kept it from me, so I tipped their canoe, and I tried running away, and tried to get into my canoe with Robert that was connected with the girls, but they kept going. And so these other weird guys from the church offered to take me to them, and they didn't even take me to them. I was like hanging off their canoe, and they kept paddling water in my face, and then they're like "Are you afraid of Gar?" Which are biting fish, apparently. And so I get in the canoe, and these guys didn't have shirts on, and so I saw their butt cracks, it was nasty. And then even when I got in the canoe, the guy in front was still paddling water into my face. And we were finally done, and I told Robert he was gay because he left me. And he said it was because I left him, and I TOLD him to come back and get me, but he said I didn't. Robert was the girl's little pet, like a little puppy. He followed them around everywhere. And we played a lot of volleyball with "the drunk people". They thought Robert was really good. It's because he's tall and he slam dunks the volleyball over the net. But they called it spiking, so it was legal. I accidently said "damn it" once, it slipped. My bad. And one of the guys was like "Hey... watch your mouth." And then I told him to "F*ck off"......just kidding. But yeah, I had fun. And the last night there, there was a big storm. Before the storm, we were just walking around the camp site, and it was so funny but stupid. Because we weren't really doing anything, and Robert threw a rock against the ground and it makes those sparks, and he told everyone about it. And so then like right after, EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERSON starts throwing rocks against the ground. Except for me, because I'm not a caveman. I was just making fun of them because they started doing it. Saying things like "Take that ground! I'm really beating you up now!" just to make fun of them. And then we went in my van. The girls kept saying it stinked, but it was really just them. They were farting and it smelled like fish, just kidding, but it probably is true. And Robert's voice kept cracking, and I kept mumbling. But I had a fun time. I would have rather slept in the van, because I was in a comfortable position, but my dad wrecked it and made us get out. And yeah, as you can tell, a lot happened during that week. And then I had the worst night of my life like a week ago. I watched The Longest Yard, but I couldn't enjoy it because I felt SoOoOo incredibly bad. If you ask, I'll tell you. But there's a part in the movie where a guard calls Nelly a "Nigger" and RIGHT when he said that, these 2 black girls walked in. It was funny, because they saw that and was like... nevermind, I don't know how to spell the noise. But they walked right back out and were like "Hell naw......" and yeah. I made fried rice for my "friends" and they lost the containers. And they won't try to get them back for me, tha's messed up, I'm angry. I've done a lot, and I don't really want to keep going on, because this post is already too long. It's like a script for a movie or something, but if you read all of it, then congratulations, I'll give you some money. XANGA IS GAY. Bye. | | |
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